Sarcastic Greeting Card Keep Dumbfuckery Minimal Today

It's a simple request, really. This gloriously sarcastic card is for the person in your life who needs a gentle (or not so gentle) reminder to keep the chaos to a minimum today. You know who they are.

• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Specialty die cut
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside